Taking "NEW" out of news

Hello internet, i'm sorry, would you prefer the capital I? Fine then,

Hello Internet, there, that's your name now, I will probably not care in the future.

Now to the topic that gave me the inclination to look here in the first place...

Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters of WWE fame saved his mother last week by uprooting a tree, throwing said tree into his mothers burning house, then leaving with said mother in tow.

Why was his mothers house burning down you ask? Well the answer is rather obvious really, the mother's neighbour barricaded himself inside her home and set the house on fire when Chris eventually called the police after failed negotiations to let his mother out.

So, Whats the moral of the story? DO. NOT. SET. MRS. MASTERS HOUSE ON FIRE. simple yet beautiful, really.

Game of the day

Sup, internet? As you may or may not know, I am a gamer, as a gamer I enjoy games, and In this hour I would like to fanboy over a few games that I love.

PS3, a pomeranian, smoke rolling into a desolate street, and the caption Tokyo Jungle. This game is well worth the $15 pricetag over at PSN if you own a PS3. Now if you look at the pomeranian, it is surrounded by red marks along the curb, street, and sidewalk. Thus this game is not quite the cute little playground that is Kinectimals or Nintendogs from Xbox and Nintendo respectively. Yes this game is a bloody jungle in the middle of post-apocalyptic Tokyo. This is a game where you can choose to play as a selection of animals; from deer, to pug, to lion, to black bear, this game is essentially an attempt to survive in a urban city after it has become desolate of human life, and your job, in the campaign is to find out what happened while surviving and raising a clan of your own to dominate this urban jungle. Good Luck!

Advertising is fantastic

So, i'm on YouTube... alot. As you all know, video ads have been among many banes of the internet for quite some time. Ever since Google bought YouTube ads have become a very prominent part of the comments section on all semi-viral videos, at least, complaints about ads have become popular since there were ads. In recent years, many products have been released, with various advertisements on all kinds of videos.

So, today, tonight, within a 50 hr period of typing this somewhere in the world, I will put up some ads I have found that are interesting, hilarious, or so terrible they used to be ads like you until they took an OW damnitall I was only trying to be hip to the kids. On with the show then, bloody ingrateful twerps and their bloody...

What is on-live? On-live is a cloud gaming service that lets users stream straight from the cloud. But what is cloud gaming? Yeah... for a gamer like me, and for someone who has been on YouTube longer than this company took to go borderline bankrupt this has been infuriating. With the 5 second waiting period to skip the ad I have gone deaf temporarily about 50+ times more than I would like. Thanks YouTube. Try again.

Hello internet explorer, how are you today? Hm? oh sorry i'm just going to Google to search for something, nothing much. Goodbye IE hello Google Chrome. Yes select as default and remove all connections to me IE has. So this ad is good for one thing, and one thing only; Promoting the fantastic musician Alex Clare. Microsoft, stick to making ads over new versions of a browser no one cares for.