Taking "NEW" out of news

Hello internet, i'm sorry, would you prefer the capital I? Fine then,

Hello Internet, there, that's your name now, I will probably not care in the future.

Now to the topic that gave me the inclination to look here in the first place...

Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters of WWE fame saved his mother last week by uprooting a tree, throwing said tree into his mothers burning house, then leaving with said mother in tow.

Why was his mothers house burning down you ask? Well the answer is rather obvious really, the mother's neighbour barricaded himself inside her home and set the house on fire when Chris eventually called the police after failed negotiations to let his mother out.

So, Whats the moral of the story? DO. NOT. SET. MRS. MASTERS HOUSE ON FIRE. simple yet beautiful, really.

Game of the day

Sup, internet? As you may or may not know, I am a gamer, as a gamer I enjoy games, and In this hour I would like to fanboy over a few games that I love.

PS3, a pomeranian, smoke rolling into a desolate street, and the caption Tokyo Jungle. This game is well worth the $15 pricetag over at PSN if you own a PS3. Now if you look at the pomeranian, it is surrounded by red marks along the curb, street, and sidewalk. Thus this game is not quite the cute little playground that is Kinectimals or Nintendogs from Xbox and Nintendo respectively. Yes this game is a bloody jungle in the middle of post-apocalyptic Tokyo. This is a game where you can choose to play as a selection of animals; from deer, to pug, to lion, to black bear, this game is essentially an attempt to survive in a urban city after it has become desolate of human life, and your job, in the campaign is to find out what happened while surviving and raising a clan of your own to dominate this urban jungle. Good Luck!

Advertising is fantastic

So, i'm on YouTube... alot. As you all know, video ads have been among many banes of the internet for quite some time. Ever since Google bought YouTube ads have become a very prominent part of the comments section on all semi-viral videos, at least, complaints about ads have become popular since there were ads. In recent years, many products have been released, with various advertisements on all kinds of videos.

So, today, tonight, within a 50 hr period of typing this somewhere in the world, I will put up some ads I have found that are interesting, hilarious, or so terrible they used to be ads like you until they took an OW damnitall I was only trying to be hip to the kids. On with the show then, bloody ingrateful twerps and their bloody...

What is on-live? On-live is a cloud gaming service that lets users stream straight from the cloud. But what is cloud gaming? Yeah... for a gamer like me, and for someone who has been on YouTube longer than this company took to go borderline bankrupt this has been infuriating. With the 5 second waiting period to skip the ad I have gone deaf temporarily about 50+ times more than I would like. Thanks YouTube. Try again.

Hello internet explorer, how are you today? Hm? oh sorry i'm just going to Google to search for something, nothing much. Goodbye IE hello Google Chrome. Yes select as default and remove all connections to me IE has. So this ad is good for one thing, and one thing only; Promoting the fantastic musician Alex Clare. Microsoft, stick to making ads over new versions of a browser no one cares for.

I Love All Music

Music.

A fantastic piece of creativity that astounds me every time I find something new in it.

A few examples of awesome...

Ronald Jenkees playing a new mix he calls Red Lemonade

John Dreamer's composition "Brotherhood" A BF3 sort of tribute

and my personal favourite, Lindsey Stirling
playing Spontaneous Me on her violin

I find this stuff absolutely incredible, it often inspires emotions so deeply and brings a sense of pride when I hear these things. I hope they do the same for you.

That's really all I have to share tonight/day/morrow/whatever so this is

Mazera,
Signing off~

A Theory on Reality

Hello.

I recently listened to an RT Podcast over at roosterteeth.com where it was mentioned by one of the hosts the idea of the Matrix. Except that it was centered around him rather than the human race.

In essence he questioned the concept of reality. To explain his supposed argument I want you to pick up an object near you. Give a brief description of the object you now hold. This object is real correct?

Now imagine or look back to an event from before your own birth. Describe the event to the best of your ability. This is also real correct? Prove it. Prove that that happened to someone who is either younger or the same age as you. Prove that WWII happened. Prove any event, preceding you, has happened. Prove that any physical account is not simply an artistic creation and that all personal/professional accounts have not been falsified. Prove that everything that you have been taught that you don't have personal experience with, Is. Not. A. Lie.

Not to sound pessimistic but the idea that you can't be certain  if something happened or existed then what can you believe.

Hello Internet

Evening Internet,

How are you this morning? did you have lunch yet? or is it 3am and no one in your part of the Earth can actually see this, hmmmm.... Time is such an arbitrary term that it becomes irrelevant between areas of many countries alone, but I digress.

I am Mazera or Bruser, or Kitsune, or Illogicality if you're coming to this blog from a more recent self-promo endeavor of mine. Of course if you actually know me then you should already know that I go by more names in real life than online... If you met on an online chat then hello Anon(insert 12-digit number here) and why are you stalking me?

I have now realized that I went on to ramble after I digressed but whatever.

As you can probably tell from the title or the fact that you're still reading I am indeed quite terrible.


Now to actually introduce you to my blog, this will serve to essentially be my personal hub for all things me. In other words welcome to New Ramble City home of rants, opinions w/ and w/out facts, as well as a cetre for keeping myself and whoever cares up with me.

Things that will probably maybe show up here:

Gaming stuffs
FanFiction stuffs
YouTube stuffs
Forum stuffs
Stuffs Stuffs
Etc. Stuffs
This is now a useless list stuffs
Why are you still reading this stuffs
Pie stuffs (not!)
Maybe some Music Stuffs
and Stuffs I find cool/interesting/funny/whatever

Also, If you you couldn't guess, this blogs focus is the internet.
It is where I'm based and what I'm using all the time (even now!) so hey. Talk 'bout the coolest thing nearby right?

I have nothing left to say at this point thus i shall finish this post he-